Get more shit on yourself when wiping. If I wake up to go to the bathroom, I might not be falling back a sleep for… Read more

The problem with shaving your ass, with an electric shaver, is you have to shave it everyday. A big problem for me, is I can’t… Read more

This cheap refurbished Tineco vacuum cleaner, sucks up cat litter just fine, with the floor attachment. The shark probably needs to be cleaned. But Shark… Read more

One good part about being middle aged, is asshole surgery. Have a polyp at the entrance of my asshole. I’m guessing my asshole will be… Read more

When I was in the ER, I was asked if I wanted to pee in a cup or a hat. Pretty sure I peed in… Read more

More feeling in my hands and fingers, and probably rest of body. Wonder which medicine did that. Went to the doctor once for it, said… Read more

All I needed was a colonoscopy to find that out. The polyp might cause pain, or not, it’s not very big. But there was blood… Read more

Still wondering why they gave my ass a buzz cut, while getting a colonoscopy. Also wondering, who got the privilege to shave my ass? I… Read more

What might be fun, is if a lady plays tug a war with my balls. I got two nuts in a sack.