The library sent me an email not that long ago, about them giving a free room to an artist. Not sure the room is big… Read more

I wouldn’t recommend shaving with a weed whacker. And if you shave down below, you might whack something else off.

Ahh that’s why my dick hurts sometimes, like after a wet dream. Not every time though. There’s a solution, more Zoloft. Well, maybe I’ll need… Read more

I don’t believe in body decorations. Except for a little dress for my dong. Lip stick on dong is fine too.

I wonder if my dong exploded. I didn’t notice anything on my dong when I woke up. Didn’t know insurance covered that, for them to… Read more

Apparently there’s stores that just sell soap. Do they sell “specialty” soap?

Apparently a long lasting erection, can cause pain. Guess that’s why the boner pill says to seek medical help, if the erection lasts too long…. Read more

I shave with my glasses on now, and I noticed some white stuff on my glasses. The only downside is, if I go somewhere, somebody… Read more

The day after I told my counselor, that I thought my sex drive was gone, I rubbed one out. And today a wet dream. Only… Read more