No idea if I have any female cousins though. He might be cheating on his wife, with his cousin. I wouldn’t date a cousin. So… Read more

And then what happens if she finds out, the red haired “bimbo” is his sister? Well, apparently there was a red hair in the Instantpot…. Read more

That’s what I forgot to get at CVS. I should have asked my mom, “where’s the genital wash?”.

If somebody can survive asshole surgery, they can survive anal sex. Just need to find a lady, that likes pegging.

Woke up with that nice thing on my face.

The first time I shaved with the Harry’s blade again, I cut my face pretty bad. Maybe more then I ever have. Second time, just… Read more

Got a nice razor burn on my neck again. Electric shaving isn’t for me. Not buying a different kind, as it may do the same… Read more

If you don’t want razor burn. Also, might not actually be cheaper. If you have to buy extra stuff. Like special shaving cream. Didn’t shave… Read more

I went there to get a new bag. And there was rows of ladies there. This sling bag is better then the shitty Target bag,… Read more