I’d only have one requirement, if I were to ever get married

To wear a tight speedo.

How many people will show up?

How tight of a speedo will fit me without ripping? Can I buy a ten pack with ten different sizes? But all pink.

No roller blades, don’t want to break my back. Have a bike though. No idea if I can ride it anymore, depends if my wrist hurts or not when riding it.