After I took a dump, I noticed some goo came out. I guess iron really does fix dicks.

If you have testicles, you might find out why somebody wouldn’t want a cat jumping on them. Claws going through my pants, doesn’t exactly feel… Read more

Apparently he has a fetish over women from Canada. A woman from Canada started working at his job. I might like how they talk. But… Read more

Apparently iron fixes broken dicks. Helps with my breathing during the day too. Not sure it does much for me being tired all the time… Read more

Sick of ingrown hairs? Well, if your entire body is covered in ingrown hairs, your insurance might pay for laser hair removal. Don’t remember getting… Read more

Instead of swinging the cheap headphones around in the funny farm, and breaking them on accident. I should have put the antenna up my asshole…. Read more

Well his lover, wasn’t cheating on him. Thought he wanted to swing, with a swinging couple. She was trying to set it up. He made… Read more

No idea what that means. But I do know one thing, online dating is a horrible idea. Also, why would I want to get married?… Read more

He forgot their anniversary. She’s the one who called the radio station though. I’d forget more then the anniversary. I’d forget I’m married. Forget their… Read more