What to wear on a first date

A tight speedo, or a woman’s swimming suit. If she never talks to me again, she isn’t the lady for me.

Apparently, some ladies aren’t into 20% Scottish men, that won’t stop going on about being Scottish. He was wearing a kilt too. Didn’t sound like he had underwear on either.

Apparently, some lady’s don’t want to see your junk on the first date either.

At least in Amsterdam, people can get paid to go on first dates. Don’t even have to wear clothes.

Well, I don’t think that lady on the radio would like me either.

Also, the guy on the radio that was wearing a kilt, is a grower, not a shower. If somebody has a 20 inch cock, and they are a grower, how big is it flaccid?