Testicles

If you have testicles, you might find out why somebody wouldn’t want a cat jumping on them. Claws going through my pants, doesn’t exactly feel great.

Too lazy to train a cat to do anything. Trained her to use the Hairy Crapper, but all I had to do, was put her waste in it, and cycle it. If she never used it, then I’d have an automatic cat waste trashcan.

I wonder though, if a lady’s long fingernails would hurt, if she accidentally got me with her claws. Might hurt, if she slices my sack open.