Asshole Queen

Instead of swinging the cheap headphones around in the funny farm, and breaking them on accident. I should have put the antenna up my asshole.

Then if they take them away, I could ask for them back. And they might say “No you stuck it up your asshole”. Then I’d ask every staff person for headphones back.

Just want to hear them say asshole.

Well, I could go to the ER, and say “I got an itchy asshole, I need a room, in the funny farm”. Also, need somebody to go with me, to film it. Might not get a room though.

They can call me the Asshole Queen.