Hand dexterity

Well, masturbating won’t give you that.

I do have a nice rash on my neck. No point in going to the doctor for a rash.

Might be the body wash I’ve been using. If so, fragrance body wash, and sensitive skin is a bad idea. Too bad CVS didn’t have the no fragrance kind I had before. Might be allergic to that too though, same brand.

Also, drugs can’t cause rashes, or make you tired, or cause breathing issues.

Don’t mention anything to any doctor, as they’ll never suspect drugs.

More side affects, the better, apparently.