Hot Coffee

If you like coffee, you might have one thing in common with a lady.

Must not have added enough caramel to it. Couldn’t taste it. But I added enough milk. Might only need milk.

That’s even cheaper.

Want a sticky ass? Put Dr. Squatch Shave Butter on it. Went back to the Edge stuff. And my neck might be red again, in the same spot. I waited a day to shave. And shaved after my shower. And got the shaver went while shaving. Apparently you use electric shavers the same way, as in getting them wet while shaving.

Good thing I shave butt naked, cause it drips a lot of water out. Or maybe that should be pour.

Also, I managed to cut myself with a Philips Norelco shaver. Not today, last time maybe.

Even easier to clean the shaver, if getting it wet more then once while shaving.

Another way to prevent razor burn, do a half ass shave. Except, I don’t remember going over the red part much, if at all.

Might use less of the Edge stuff as well. Last time I put way too much on my fingers, had to spend more time getting it all off my hand.

If the shaver isn’t supposed to touch that part of my neck, I’ll need a smaller shaver. Guess I should have gotten the OneBlade.

Will the one for pubes work on my face? Well, if it’s good enough for my pubes, it’s good enough for my face.

Apparently it costs the same as this one did, and the blades are cheaper.

Sweet, it’ll work for my bikini line.

Just need to buy a bikini.

And don’t put the trimmer on it, if not using it, the blade might break off.

Well, I’ll just remove the blade, put trimmer on, and put blade back on. If blade isn’t on already, then wait to put on. Or does the trimmer not stay attached? I don’t use a trimmer.

Think the trimmer goes on the blade. Well, I’ll put it somewhere, and save it for a lady.

Got to wait a couple months though to get it. Maybe figure out why my neck is red.

If I knew any ladies, I could try convincing them to buy it for me. But if I knew any ladies, they could shave me.