Another good thing about being middle aged

Get more shit on yourself when wiping.

If I wake up to go to the bathroom, I might not be falling back a sleep for a while either.

But Apple could invent a diaper changing robot, and the president would be their first customer. I don’t make enough money to buy one. The president will get one for free. Maybe they already have one.

Got to be rich, to get convenience. Or do it the free way, use my pants.

I do wonder though, who the president is. I can’t even remember what country I’m in anymore.